I haven't vomited in vitriol in a while so lets get to spewin'!!
There's an old proverb that goes something along the lines of "The weakest dog barks the loudest." That's the classy way of saying "Shut the hell up and stop talkin' shit you pussy."
I'm sick and tired of having to watch shit roll out the mouths of tough guys who think they're badasses and just won't stop telling you about it. If you have to announce to everyone that you're tough shit it means that you aren't, or at least that you have a(n) inferiority complex/small penis/love of kittens/sever lack of self-esteem and are simply compensating. It's like a rapist who's trying to convince people he's not a rapist by walking up to them and introducing himself by saying "Hello, I'm not a rapist, and my name is Chester." I don't just get pissed when some would be hardass is trying to bullshit me but when I just hear it. If you're so tough just don't talk about fighting/doing meth/being in a gang/glaring at old ladies/drinking/whatever go do it, and preferably far away from me... in a hole... being filled with concrete... and bears... that are on fire... and have bear aids... or just go and eat gravel or something I don't know...
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